A Little Humor

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> Cruising With Penguins

>

> A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of

> penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: "You can't drive around with

> penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately."

>

> The guy says OK, and drives away.

>

> The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the

> truck full of penguins, and they're all wearing sunglasses. He pulls

> the guy

over

> and demands: "I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo

> yesterday!"

>

> The guy replies: "I did . . . today I'm taking them to the beach!"

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> _______________

>

> How to Get to Heaven

>

> An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief,

> finally asked him "How do you expect to get into Heaven?"

>

> The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in

> and

out

> and keep slamming the door until St Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake,

> Dylan, come in or stay out!'"