Saw this on another board - thought it was funny!

 

Subject: WHO'S THE FATHER? LOL

> Talk about embarassing, ........... ;) A man standing in line at a
> check out counter of a grocery store was very surprised when a very
> attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!" Her face was beaming.
>
> He gave her that "who are you look," and couldn't remember ever having
> seen her before.
>
> Then, noticing his look, she figured she had made a mistake and
> apologized.
>
> "Look," she said "I'm really sorry but when I first saw you, I thought
> you were the father of one of my children," and walked out of the
> store.
>
> The guy was dumbfounded and thought to himself, "What the hell is the
> world coming to? Here is an attractive woman who can't keep track of
> who fathers her children! "
>
> Then he got a little panicky."I don't remember her,"
> he thought but, MAYBE.... during one of the wild parties he had been
> to when he was in college, perhaps he did father her child!
>
> He ran from the store and caught her in the parking lot and asked,
> "Are you the girl I met at a party in college and then we got really
> drunk and had wild crazy sex on the pool table in front of everyone?"
>
> "No", she said with a horrified look on her face.
>
> "I'm your son's second grade teacher!"