>Two men were driving through Texas when they got pulled over by a State
>Trooper. The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick.
>
>The driver rolled down the window and WHACK, the cop smacked him in the
>head with his nightstick.
>"What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.
>"You're in Texas, son," the trooper answered. "When we pull you over in
>Texas, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car."
>
>"I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm not from around here."
>
>The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the guy
>his license back. The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and
>taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK", the
>trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick.
>
>"What'd you do that for?" the passenger demands. "Just making your wish
>come true," replied the trooper.
>"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.
>
>"Because I know your type," the trooper says, "two miles down the road
>you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, "'I wish that asshole would've
>tried that shit with me!'"
>