Colonoscopies are no joke, but these are a few comments during during the exams that are funny. A physician claimed that these were actual comments made by his patients (mostly male) while he was performing their colonscopies:
1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!
2. "Fine Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
6 "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"
10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you"
AND MY ALL TIME FAVORITE FOR ALL YOU WIVES
12. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up
there."
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