So I don't have any joke appropriate to post and it scares me that my 70 year old grandmother has told me most of them!!! So instead, I'll post a joke my 7 year old daughter claims she "invented"
Q: Why do all automobiles have horns? (yes..she said automobiles...and she's Canadian
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A: Because they can't toot!!! (Toot, as in fart)
I just about fell out of my chair laughing at this when she told me.