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| | | From: joie (Original Message) | Sent: 9/8/2004 12:01 AM |
It has been quite a good while since we did anything on this 'fun' board. So I thought some of you might just enjoy some 'lighter' stuff for a change of pace. I found some cute Grandparent/Grandchild stories on our local Home Co. forum. I will post some of them here for you. Hope you enjoy these as much as I did. Joie
After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old
slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the
children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience
grew thin. At last she threw a towel around her head and stormed into
their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room, she heard the
three-year-old say with a trembling voice,
"Who was THAT?"
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| | | From: joie | Sent: 9/8/2004 12:04 AM |
| A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like:
"We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it
hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods." The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this in .
At last she said, "I sure wish I'd gotten to know you sooner!" | | | | | |
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| | | From: joie | Sent: 9/8/2004 12:06 AM |
My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?"!
I mentally polished my halo while I asked, "No, how are we alike?"
"You're both old," he replied.
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| | | From: joie | Sent: 9/8/2004 12:08 AM |
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father's word
processor. She told him she was writing a story. "What's it about?" he
asked .
"I don't know," she replied. "I can't read."
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| | | From: joie | Sent: 9/8/2004 12:10 AM |
I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I
decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was.
She would tell me, and always she was correct. But it was fun for me, so I
continued. At last she headed for the door, saying sagely,
"Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of
these yourself!"  | | | | | |
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| | | From: joie | Sent: 9/8/2004 12:12 AM |
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments.
They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could
tell her what it was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted,
"Thou shall not un! cover thy neighbor's wife."
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| | | From: joie | Sent: 9/8/2004 12:14 AM |
Our five-year-old son Mark couldn't wait to tell his father about the
movie we had watched on television, "20,000 Leagues Under
the Sea." The scenes with the submarine and the giant octopus had kept
him wide-eyed. In the middle of the telling, my husband interrupted Mark,
"What caused the submarine to sink?" With a look of incredulity Mark
replied,
"Dad, it was the 20,000 leaks!!"
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| | | From: joie | Sent: 9/8/2004 12:19 AM |
| [I really like this one!]
When my grandson, Billy, and I entered our vacation
cabin, we kept the lights off until we were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects.
Still, a few fireflies followed us in. Noticing them before I did, Billy
whispered,
It's no use, Grandpa. The mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights."
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| | | From: joie | Sent: 9/8/2004 12:21 AM |
| .....and this one!....
When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly
replied, "I'm not sure."
Look in your underwear, Grandma! ," he advised.
Mine says I'm four to six." | | | | | |
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| | | From: joie | Sent: 9/8/2004 12:26 AM |
| The next ones are cute as can be--- but since I do not wish to run this page over into another one before you all get to read all of these, I will place two on the next two posts: (sure hope you enjoy these.)
"Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a
teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant."
The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant
means?" she asked.
Sure," said the young boy confidently.
It means carrying a child."
(I personally did not see much into this one, but maybe some of you will.) A grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson one
morning. He had made her coffee. She drank what was the worst cup of coffee
in her life. When she got to the bottom, there were three of those
little green army men in the cup. She said, "Honey, what are these army men doing
in my coffee?"
Her grandson said, "Grandma, it says on TV,
The best part of waking ! up is soldiers in your cup!"
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