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Rednecks go fishing

Two rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune!

The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.

As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?"

The other guy says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"

so when they arrived home, the one who caught the fish went to see his doctor.

when he walked in, he had a pickle on his nose, a carrot in one ear and a banana in the other ear.

He asked the doctor, doc what is wrong wit me.

the doc said, you are not eating right.

one of the little folks asked the other one, Is it proper to eat a hamburger wit u fingers.

The other kid said, No, you should eat your fingers separately.

Been long time since we did some of these funnies. don't care too much for it...since we set this up for the glory of God. but sometimes, it lifts our human spirit a bit. to laugh.

I found this on another site tonight. I rarely read these kinds of things...but was just passing time....so read this...too cute to pass up..and since it has not author listed,....or patent anything... here goes>>> enjoy!:

A new pastor decided to visit the children’s Sunday school. The teacher introduced him and said, “Pastor, this morning we’re studying Joshua.�?/FONT>

“That’s wonderful,�?said the new pastor, “Let’s see what you’re learning. Who tore down the walls of Jericho?�?/FONT>

Little Johnny shyly raised hand and offered, “Pastor, I didn’t do it.�?/FONT>

Taken aback the pastor asked, “Come on, now, who tore down the walls of Jericho?�?/FONT>

The teacher, interrupting, said, “Pastor, little Johnny’s a good boy. If he says he didn’t do it, I believe he didn’t do it.�?/FONT>

Flustered, the pastor went to the Sunday school director and related the story to him. The director, looking worried, explained, “Well, sir, we’ve had some problems with Johnny before. Let me talk to him and see what we can do.�?/FONT>

Really bothered now by the answers of the teacher and the director, the new pastor approached the deacons and related the whole story, including the responses of the teacher and the director. A white-haired gentleman thoughtfully stroked his chin and said, “Well, Pastor, I move we just take the money from the general fund to pay for the walls and leave it at that.�?/FONT>

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