| There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils. |
| To write with a broken pencil is pointless. |
| A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption. |
| He said I was average - but he was just being mean. |
| Math teachers have lots of problems. |
| When the electricity went off during a storm at a school the students were de-lighted. |
| He wears glasses during math because it improves divison. |
| It wasn't school John disliked it was just the principal of it. |
| When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate. |
| Skipping school to bungee jump will get you suspended. |