�? <STYLE> </STYLE> My father said there were two kinds of people
in the world: givers and takers.
The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better.
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The government cannot give to anyone
anything that it does
not first take from someone else
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According to a recent poll, three out of four Americans
are happy to see President George W. Bush go.
The rest said they didn't understand the question.
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Perhaps to the idealist, sound sleep
means a clear conscience;
to the realist, it means a good mattress.
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Sundial: An old timer
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Being normal is driving me crazy.
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Truth is the safest lie. ~ Yiddish Proverb
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Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday
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Marriage is a duet, not a duel.
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Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you.
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Bambino: A negative response from the mother
of a famous deer.
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Some homeowners are always doing things
around the house that they can't.
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Since a politician never believes what he is saying,
he's always astonished when other people do.
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A psychologist is someone who watches everyone else
when a beautiful girl enters the room.
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A youngster told his mother, who was cleaning,
"You never tell me about the dirt I track OUT."
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How can you tell that there's a drummer at your front door?
Gradually, the knocking gets faster and faster.
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The opposite of love isn't hate, it's indifference.
And if you hate me, that means you still care.
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One nice thing about my salary,
no one will ever hold me for ransom.
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As an executive, my boss delegates all the authority
shifts all the blame, and takes all the credit. | |
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