There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils. |
To write with a broken pencil is pointless. |
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption. |
He said I was average - but he was just being mean. |
Math teachers have lots of problems. |
When the electricity went off during a storm at a school the students were de-lighted. |
He wears glasses during math because it improves divison. |
It wasn't school John disliked it was just the principal of it. |
When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate. |
Skipping school to bungee jump will get you suspended. |