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From: MSN NicknamePaleshyone  (Original Message)Sent: 2/1/2009 8:23 PM
There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
He said I was average - but he was just being mean.
Math teachers have lots of problems.
When the electricity went off during a storm at a school the students were de-lighted.
He wears glasses during math because it improves divison.
It wasn't school John disliked it was just the principal of it.
When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
Skipping school to bungee jump will get you suspended.


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