Greetings! Earthling,

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I am a silicon based life form from a galaxy far,
far away, visiting your planet.

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I have transformed myself into this page.

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As you are reading this,
I am having sex with your eyeballs.

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Oh boy, that feels good!

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I especially enjoy it when you scroll down on me

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That's it . .. . keep scrolling

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Don't stop!

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Click it baby, click it!

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Faster!!

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Faster!!

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F A S T E R !!!

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That was amazing!!

You are the best yet!
And I know you enjoyed it too
because you are smiling.
Do you know how I know that you're smiling?
'cuz I can see you...
(Got a Cigarette?)