Ferrants Pledge How do I love thee? Let me count the ways...
I love thee agreeably - enough to let you on the bed and let you use it for ferret parties or a ferret wrestling ring.
I love thee steadfastly - enough to devote years to raising you from a wobbly speck into a strong healthy adult (who promptly attempts to seize control). I love thee passionately - despite your repeated efforts to probe my ears, eyes and mouth with the same tongue you use for various other atrocities. I love thee well - despite the amazing odors you produce.
I love thee deeply - though you use me as a napkin at every opportunity.
I love thee madly - despite the various bodily functions you have performed at inappropriate moments - in inappropriate places.
I love thee constantly - despite the hidey hole I have searched for wallets for many years.
I love thee truly - despite the "ferret brownies" hidden in in most corners of the house.
I love thee absolutely - because you never (well, hardly ever) hide the remote control.
I love thee gratefully - because you stay by my side (or on top of me).
I love thee devotedly - more than clean carpeting, clothing, furniture, floors or walls.
I love thee bravely - enough to battle the indomitable flea on your behalf.
I love thee monetarily - enough to put the vet's children through college.
I love thee openly - I will bear any embarrassment for your furry sake.
I love thee totally - more than free time, excess cash or a predictable life. author ~unknown~ |
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