Ferret Dictionary Compiled by Furry Angel Ferrets and Ferret Liberation Front Members.    Bowl: A container filled with water for you to dig in and practise your snorkeling skills.(FurryAngelsFerrets) Leash: A strap which attaches to your harness, enabling you to lead your person where you want him/her to go.(FurryAngelsFerrets) Wastebasket: This is a ferret toy filled with paper, envelopes, and old candy wrappers. To get these ferret treasures, turn over the basket and strew the papers all over the house taking the best pieces to your hidey hole.(FurryAngelsFerrets) Kisses: Giving- You give kisses to fool the human into thinking you're sweet.  Then later on you can carry out your plans to take over the world because the human is off guard.(Taltos- FLF)   Getting- You get kisses if you hide from the human and they think you are lost.  Then you come out of your hidey spot after they've been crying for a while and get tons and tons of kisses.(Taltos- FLF)   Tip:  The very clever ferret learns to play the dead ferret syndrome game.  This gets you kisses a lot faster than the hidey game.(Taltos-FLF)   No!: Dis means lots of fun dat da hoomons don want us to be havin(Kisa-FLF)   Jeans: Fun tunnels.  Good to play in when der on da ground, or on da hoomon!(kisa- FLF)   bottle brush: when the hair on the tail of a ferret all stands on end ,that usually happens when scared or very excited.(cinders)   hidey hole: a place where a lot of your stuff that comes up missing ends up in; usualy because the ferret found it and claimed it as " it's mine "(kyle)   trace: a cell phone placed conveniently on the floor so the ferret will take it to the hidey hole and you can call it and follow the ringing to find the hidey hole.. also called cheating by the ferret (Kyle)   Duck Soup: One of a ferrets fav treats of the day! (Cinders)   Tone: A Lip smackingly good treat that we just can't have enough of! (Cinders)   Tow da baby: dis is when da hoomans bring a nu baby home u hab to hold him by da scruff ob da neck an dragged him to da hidey hole.   Peedonia: Hahaha.......I peedonia cuz you wazn't paying attention to me.     Donations accepted .........................Work in progress :)