Dear Dayleen
I have to attend a family gathering over the festive period.
The trouble is my relative will be attempting to serve food for human consumption and i do fear that it will be rather dire.
Would it be terribly rude to arrive armed with sick bags and a litre bottle of gaviscon?
She has a violent temper and I quite frankly fear what will happen if i dont eat her seasonal fayre!
Please help I am at my wits end!
Desperate housewife
Devon