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| | From: mummycool (Original Message) | Sent: 8/1/2004 10:31 AM |
Ok I have a huge problem. My sister is making me feel this small . She actually bakes, bakes I tell you. Mini rolo muffins, chocolate brownies, you name it she makes it. She cooks her family dinner every night, and get this, last week she actually turned down a takeaway . She stole all the cooking genes when she was born. I feel such a failure. All I'm good for is ringing the indian and microwaving a pizza . She even just bought a new oven as she'd worn out the last one. I am so depressed, I know I should feed my family once in while, but I just cant be assed! Please help me Dayleen. Mc xx |
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| | From: ghaens | Sent: 8/1/2004 10:40 AM |
Dear Mc, Put your mind at rest woman. It's not you that has the problem, it's your sister. Hasn't she ever heard of Tesco ffs? They make any type of cakes you want. They also do a fine line in ready meals that are as good, if not better then the real thing. Let her have her cooking gene. You came out best. You got the 'I'm so lazy I'd eat my own arse rather then cook a meal' gene. Appreciate it, wallow in it, swim in the joy of being a lazy cow. DO YOU SEE YOUR SISTER LURKING? No.... far too busy sticking her hands in flour and butter and making a nuisence of herself in the kitchen. there! You know it makes sense! Dayleen |
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Appreciate it, wallow in it, swim in the joy of being a lazy cow. Omg Dayleen, I see it now. This is my destiny. I will relinquish the gene willingly, and revel in my new found pc sluttisheness Thank you oh great knowledgeable one. I bow down before you. |
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| | From: ghaens | Sent: 8/1/2004 11:48 AM |
Don't bow too low Mc. I have a little problem 'down there' and it's contageous... |
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| | From: redjay© | Sent: 8/1/2004 11:53 AM |
PMSLOL at you both "revel in my new found pc sluttisheness " New found?!?!?!? I thought you'd always been a slut |
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rofl @ u lot mc thought we'd decided that we weren't internet sluts but professional lurkers....... |
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i also think that mc's sister stole all my cooking genes to coz i never do any either... |
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