You asked: will my kids get to bed time with out fighting ?
The Magic 9 Ball replies:
You'll find the answer on page 27 of the book you're sitting next to.
You asked: what book
The Magic 9 Ball replies:
Klattu Veratta Nicto
i dont have one like that will the Kama Sutra do ?
The Magic 9 Ball replies:
My reply is no. But George says 'yes'. But then, you know how unreliable George is.
You asked: Who`s George ?
The Magic 9 Ball replies:
Don't you know?
You asked: no thats why im asking ... have you a Georgina instead ?
The Magic 9 Ball replies:
As Laurence Sterne wrote, 'The desire of knowledge, like the thirst of riches, increases ever with the acquisition of it.' So I'm doing you a favor, and not answering.