World leading child care specialist Jo starts her new round of lectures in Dublin on February 10 2006 at the Regency Hotel. Her brand of child care advice has been picked up and adapted all over the world. Her lecture starts at 6.30pm in the bar of the Regency Hotel and you may still catch her talk in the Residents bar at about 4am. The talk called Proud of Dribble may become Poke and Drivel by then.
MC .... the world famous mum who`s best seller "The mordern techniques of every day cooking" went rocketing to the top of the cookery section of the book list. Shame one reviewer said "All it said in the 7 pages that were in the book was telephone numbrs to take aways"
Mrs Claire Dizzy of London in the United Kingdom was arrested in Blackpool at the weekend. The SAS were called in to handle the situation after it was discovered she possessed a lethal weapon and was brandishing it openly in a pub. Mrs Dizzy has no known association with terrorist groups and has not be brought to the attention of the police before. Her arrest sparked a mini riot when it her associates realised 'the tongue' was going to banged up in a small box like cell and would not be released for some time. They have recently started a 'Get that tongue out of that box' campaign.
An emergency was called to the fashion police this morning, they were out by a local primary scool looking for a lady which had been reported out in her Jammies. She was shouting at 2 young girls by the school in a renault modus, it is not known yet if she was wearing her slippers at the same time