PMSL
These have gotta be mostly country songs and yes they are actuall real song titles:
C'mon Down off the Stove, Granny, You're Too Old to Ride the Range
Don't Run Through The Screen Door Honey You'll Only Strain Yourself
Forget the Night, Help Me Make It Through the Door
For Better or Worse, But not for Long
I Can't Love Your Body if Your Heart's Not In It
If She Puts Lipstick On My Dipstick, I'll Fall In Love
I Just Fell In Something and I Sure Hope It's Love
I Kissed Her on the Lips, And Left Her Behind for You
I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
I Ran Over My Dog in My Pickup at the Trainstation Comin' Back From My Mother's Funeral After I Got Out of Jail, In the Rain
Never Hit Your Grandma with a Shovel
When Your Phone Don't Ring It'll Be Me
You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
You Stole My Wife, You Horse Thief