It was me yesterday....

 

I got the kids into the car, drove down to the school where Aoife does drama. Parked up, got out of the car, locked it, caught up with Sandra, one of the mothers I know. She says to me..... Where's your youngest child?

 

I did a quick scan.

 

No Erin.

 

Counted heads.

 

Still no Erin.

 

Looked for a small blond child with jeans and a t-shirt.

 

No...

 

I'd locked her in the car !

Bothered? she was bawling....

Me... Pat, Pat, help me, I can't get the door open, I think the door has swelled and my key won't fit.

 

Pat... waddles up the stairs.... Are you sure you have the right key?

 

Me... Yes, it's the only key I have like that.

 

Pat... Are you sure cause they are my fucking keys....

 

 

 

I'd forgotton about these, I'm cwl here. Thanks for bumping, any more for any more???!

He shreeks from the bathroom.

 

Jane come here I've dropped a lense and cant find it!

 

So I goes and hunts on me hands and knees in all the fluff that collects around the back of the sink.

 

"Are you sure you dropped it?"

 

Yes he says i cant see.

 

So I look into his bloodshot baby blues, and I can see a lense in each eye.

 

But I cant see he moans.

 

Why not?

 

because the silly arse has put my lenses in!!!

ROFL!

Pmsl Jane, that's classic!