What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?
Tarzipan ! |
Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?
No you can have turkey like everyone else ! |
What did the eskimos sing when they got there Christmas dinner ?
"Whalemeat again, don't know where, don't know when " ! |
What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?
My pop is bigger than yours ! |
Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
The turkey - he's always stuffed ! |
What bird has wings but cannot fly ?
Roast turkey ! |
Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?
Your teeth ! |
We had grandma for Christmas dinner ?
Really, we had turkey ! |
Whats happens if you eat the Christmas decorations ?
You get tinsel-itus ! |
What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?
Grave-y ! |
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