How do elves greet each other? "Small world, isn't it?" |
How do you describe a rich elf? Welfy |
How long should an elf's legs be? Just long enough to reach the ground! |
How many elves does it take to change a light bulb? Ten! One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other's shoulders! |
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? Mistle-toes! |
If there were 11 elves, and another one came along, what would he be? The twelf |
Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in? Mini vans! |
What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? "First, YULE LOGon"! |
What do elves sing to Santa? Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow! |
What do Elves use to go from floor to floor? An Elfevator |