Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream?
Lady: You certainly did!
Father Christmas: Oh good! That means I'm back in the right row! |
On which side of the house did Jack's beanstalk grow ?
The outside ! |
What did Cinderella say when the Chemist lost her photographs ?
Someday my prints will come ! |
What kind of pet did Aladdin have ?
A flying car-pet ! |
What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?
A phantomime ! |
What's beautiful, grey and wears glass slippers ?
Cinderellephant! |
What's the scariest pantomime ?
Ghouldilocks and the three bears ! |
Who looked after Finderella ?
Her fairy codmother ! |
Who's that little girl who wears a red cape and goes round shouting 'knickers' at the Big Bad Wolf?
That's Little Rude Riding Hood! |
| Why was Cinderella such a poor football player ?
She had a pumpkin for a coach ! Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket.
Box office attendant: Then you'd better watch out... there's a feller inside who has the job of punching the tickets. | Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ?
Because the poor didn't have any ! | Who in Treasure Island has a parrot that cries "Pieces of four, Pieces of four " ?
Short John Silver ! | I wouldn't let that Cinderella play on my hockey team.
Why not?
She keeps running away from the ball! | Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story?
Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge!
Father Christmas: You mean 'Ghoul-di-locks'! | Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny.
Elf: That's Little Red Robin Hood'! | Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story?
Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad Wolf and they grow on trees!
Father Christmas: You mean 'The Three Little Figs'. | | Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp.
Father Christmas: That's called 'The Wizard of Ooze'! | |
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