What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy ?
She gave him the cold shoulder ! |
What do snowmen wear on their heads ?
Ice caps ! |
What's an ig ?
An eskimo's home without a loo ! |
What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
Icebergers ! |
Where do snowmen go to dance ?
Snowballs ! |
How do snowmen travel around ?
By iceicle ! |
What sort of ball doesn't bounce ?
A snowball ! |
What bird can write under the Arctic Ocean?
A ball-point pen-guin. |
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
You wake up wet ! |
| Why don't the polar bears eat the penguins?
Because they can't get the silver paper off! | How can you tell a Snowman from a Snowwoman?
The Snowwoman is the one wearing the make-up! | How do snowmen greet each other?
Ice to meet you! | How do you call an Eskimo cow ?
An Eskimoo ! | How do you get milk from a polar bear?
Rob its fridge and run like mad. | I'll bet you can't tell me where my mother comes from!
Alaska!
That's cheating! | What bird gasps and pants at the North Pole?
A puffin. | What did the snowman's girlfriend give him when she was mad at him?
The cold shoulder! | What do snow kids have for breakfast?
Ice Krispies! | What do snowmen have for breakfast?
Snowflakes! | What do snowmen like on their burgers?
Chilly saunce! | |
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