I was at work today, when one of the year 2's came up to me and asked me to get the ball back. Well as I'm walking alongside him he looks at me and asks 'Am I big or are you small??' I laughed me socks off!!!

Rofl mc..

 

 

 

ROFL Linnie... brilliant!

 

 

a quickie... the boss is in...

 

I was making corn on the cob on Saturday for Erin so while I was waiting for it to be done I was sitting out the back reading my book (this was just before I thought the world was over with the rain we had)

 

Ever the impatient child who's stomach thought her throat was cut, I was getting the ... is it ready yet, is it ready yet, is it ready yet?

 

A couple of minutes later she comes back to me and says...

 

Mammy, the kitchen smells like the corn is cooked...

 

I pick up her corn, salt and butter it to perfection, Zu Zu from next door comes out, the corn is abandonded on the chair in the garden and when she turns back the cat is up on the chair licking it...

 

There were snots and tears I can tell you...

 

Oh bless her heart! One of our cats was tucking in big time to Lollie's discarded cob this lunchtime.

I farted in the car this morning....

 

I didn't tell the girls, they were there on a need to know basis...

 

Anyway, first to sniff it was Sorcha (it was ROTTEN)

 

OMG what's that smell mammy...

 

I just started laughing and told them I farted

 

She said it was like the smell of a frog that died in April mixed with rotten brocolli...

Pmlsol thats hilarious!!!

Lol @ Aaron..

Rosie was telling us today that she had another nose bleed - the third one since yesterday.  Oliver without hesitation said - it's because you've got 'fidgetty blood' - then went on to explain cos he was fidgetty and she now has his blood so that must mean her blood is fidgetty.  Can't argue with that really pmsl