Grandma's birth control pills.
The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for
most of her life finally retired.
At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a
list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew
wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.
"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?
"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these
that could possibly help you sleep!"
She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee.
"Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one
up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old
granddaughter drinks . . . .
And believe me, it helps me sleep at night."
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