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Show Your Talent : !!!Poem contest!!!
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 Message 1 of 28 in Discussion 
From: MSN Nicknameßratz  (Original Message)Sent: 6/22/2005 12:38 PM
Entitled "If I Had A Penis"
 
Winner gets a PSP by me.  OK, not by me, since I am hopeless, lol.  But I'll ask someone.


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From: MSN NicknameNićSent: 6/24/2005 9:52 PM
showing off now Jo

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 Message 15 of 28 in Discussion 
From: MSN NicknameghaensSent: 6/24/2005 9:54 PM
Let's all measure....

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 Message 16 of 28 in Discussion 
From: MSN NicknameNićSent: 6/24/2005 9:55 PM
mines at least 10 inches

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 Message 17 of 28 in Discussion 
From: MSN NicknameghaensSent: 6/24/2005 9:57 PM
I use mine as a shoe horn....

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 Message 18 of 28 in Discussion 
From: MSN NicknameNićSent: 6/24/2005 9:58 PM
 
my measurement is soft of course

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 Message 19 of 28 in Discussion 
From: MSN NicknameghaensSent: 6/24/2005 9:59 PM
Mine too....  they don't call me python hanway for nought!

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 Message 20 of 28 in Discussion 
From: MSN NicknamemummycoolSent: 6/25/2005 11:54 AM

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From: MSN Nickname›Mòjó�?/nobr>Sent: 6/25/2005 4:45 PM
Yeh, well, the floor I was talking about was the ground floor while I'm standing upstairs!

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 Message 22 of 28 in Discussion 
From: MSN NicknameßratzSent: 6/27/2005 12:39 PM
I ran out of measuring tape

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 Message 23 of 28 in Discussion 
From: MSN Nicknameredjay©Sent: 10/17/2005 8:40 AM
If I had a penis
life would be quite tough
with all the blood rushed to it
my brain wouldnt have enough
 
I'd become quite useless
lazy in the sun id bask
id lose the ability to articulate
and would not multi task
 
If i had a penis
how blissful life would be
i could become quite ignorant
and also stand to pee
 
 

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 Message 24 of 28 in Discussion 
From: MSN Nickname♣Craftymaur1�?/nobr>Sent: 10/17/2005 12:24 PM
lol brilliant

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 Message 25 of 28 in Discussion 
From: MSN NicknamemummycoolSent: 10/17/2005 4:58 PM
Brilliant Jay love it

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 Message 26 of 28 in Discussion 
From: MSN NicknameghaensSent: 10/18/2005 12:12 PM
If I had a penis
I would treat it with kindness
Just like Richard Burton
I'd wipe it in the curtain.

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 Message 27 of 28 in Discussion 
From: MSN NicknamemummycoolSent: 10/18/2005 2:30 PM
If I had a penis I would treat it rather rough,
I'd pull and twang and tweak it, I could never get enough.
I'd yank and spank and pull it till it couldnt take no more,
But before I started playing I would have to lock the door!
 

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 Message 28 of 28 in Discussion 
From: MSN NicknameEast-Coast-HeatherSent: 10/19/2005 1:06 PM
Your poems are so funny!
That one was good for a laugh.
And... VERY TRUE! LOL
Heather

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