#16..Oh Boy..some of us will never sleep the same way again..and #12..I want to know how and #8..so how do they walk? Here they are then..
I'll Bet You Didn't Know That:
1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
2. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a bellybutton.
3.A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 yrs. Appropriate for those of us in the process of quitting
4.People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more. (Germs and viurses).
5.When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop even your heart! (Then I should be dead)!
6. Only seven (7) per cent of the population are lefties.
7. 40 people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.
8. Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old.
9. The average person over fifty will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.
10.The toothbrush was invented in 1498.
11.The average housefly lives for one month.
12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.
13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.
14. The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.
15. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.
16. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.
17. The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water.
18. The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning it's head are the rabbit and the parrot.
19. John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer and a Gentleman" and "Tootsie".
20. Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State anthem.
21. In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.
22. Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane just in case there is a crash.
23. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.
24. Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth. They are reused in vein transplant surgery
25. Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were 7th cousins.
26. If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green
Here are some quotes from Disney's Add a Little Magic: Words Of Inspiration:
"The very things that held you down are going to carry you up."
-Timothy Mouse, Dumbo
"Nothing's impossible."
Doorknob, Alice in Wonderland
"Hakuna matata (no worries)!"
Pumbaa, The Lion King
"The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all."
The Emperor, Mulan
"One good turn deserves another."
Doorknob, Alice in Wonderland
"If you can't say somethin' nice, don't say nothin' at all."
Thumper, Bambi
"It is not what is outside, but what is inside that counts."
Agrabah Salesman, Aladdin
"Sometimes the right path is not the easiest one."
Grandmother Willow, Pocahontas
"A lie keeps growing and growing untill it's as plain as the nose on your face."
Blue Fairy, Pinocchio
"The world is full of temptations... they're the wrong things that seem right at the time."
Jiminy Cricket, Pinocchio
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"If it looks good, you'll see it;
If it sounds good, you'll hear it;
If it's marketed right, you'll buy it;
But...if it's real, you'll feel it.
-Kid Rock
"All you need is love."
-The Beatles
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Hippie's Words Of Wisdom:
"Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"
"Yes, but not with you!"
"You can think about it, but don't do it."
"Shave my poodle!"
"I'm on DRUGS!!!"
"Make Love, Not War!"
"Fuck this shit!"
"PeaceLoveHappiness"
"Can't we all just get along?"
"SWANSON!!!!!"
"I've been with the worms in Mexico!"
"Why? 'Cause we aint got no control!!"
"Margaritaville? Nah dude, I've been wastin' away in Swansonville."
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