O.K. I've been MIA, and because I'm a freak I just had to share something that could be funny. My friend and I were just talking about this today.

 

What was your most craziest or bizarre gift somebody ever gave you? Heck, forget about the lovely, and wonderful gifts that's no fun.

 

Here's mine.

 

Some dude I went out with who I thought I was madly in love with, and packed on the BS which was something I used to love. Like yeah make up so more smooth stuff to say to me ya freak.

 

Anyway, O.K. he thought he was an artist. I mean ain't we all? He makes me this thing. Wires. Two figures on a dumpster dived mirror. Only they ain't stick people they are dogs. Well, he titled it less we'd never know that's what they were.

 

TWO DOGS HUMPING!!!!! Yes, indeed. Here's the very worst part. I thought it was great. My girlfriend who actually listened to me incessantly rave over this guy looks at this thing, and we scream laughing. My Uncle comes by, and goes what the hell is this? I get all puffed up like I'm a muse to like Michaelangelo. I'm like LOOK it's two dogs humping. He goes "That has to go in the trash".

 

It took me weeks before I threw it out because all I had to do was go over my friends with this unsightly mess, and we would pee our pants. Like we didn't have to say a word. We'd just laugh. I purposely didn't put it in the trash can in case somebody wanted it. Lord only knows what the trash guys thought when they saw that thing.

 

With stuff like that I have no idea why I ever did a drug. Anybody got a good rotten gift? Oh one year my friends boyfriend got her hammers. Like to hammer stuff. Too bad she didn't own a house to hammer. Nice one.