He said . . . I don't now why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
He said . . . Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly. She said . . . Well, you succeeded!
He said . . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said . . . That's a good idea - go stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said . . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I give you? She said . . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . . . Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said . . . I would but you're never there.
Q. Why don't women blink during forep|ay? A. They don't have time
Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer.
Q. Why are blonde jokes so short? A. So men can remember them.
Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A. We don't know; it has never happened.
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A. They all have boyfriends.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow.
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her. "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."
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