This is called an Ohio temp conversion chart only because it was sent to me from a hometown friend...I'm sure many of you from the north can relate...

Ohio Temperature Conversion Chart

Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear. People in Ohio go swimming in the Rivers.

North Carolinians try to turn on the heat. People in Ohio plant gardens.

Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Ohio sunbathe.

Italian & English cars won't start. People in Ohio drive with the windows down.

Distilled water freezes. Lake Erie water gets thicker.

Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats. People in Ohio throw on a flannel shirt.

Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Ohio have the last cookout before it gets cold.

People in Miami all die... Buckeyes lick the flagpole.

Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Ohio get out their winter coats.

Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Ohio are selling cookies door to door.

Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Ohio Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.

Mount St. Helen’s freezes. People in Ohio rent some videos.

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Buckeyes get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.

Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products. Cows in Ohio complain about farmers with cold hands.

ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale). People in Ohio start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"