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| | From: EllyH925 (Original Message) | Sent: 1/24/2003 4:46 PM |
A Man, A Woman, And A Cat: Stages In A Relationship At the beginning of a relationship... Woman: Darling, I'd like you to meet my cat. Man: (under his breath: Ugh. I hate cats.) Uh, hi. Nice kitty. As the relationship progresses... Woman: Dear, I get the impression that you don't like my cat. Man: That's ridiculous. I love Poopsie. (under his breath: This cat is ruining our relationship.) As the relationship reaches a more stable level... Woman: Oh, Poopsie looks just so cute sitting there on your lap. Man: (Darn thing's shedding all over my new suit.) Well, I guess she's not so bad. Later... Woman: I swear, you like that cat more than you like me. Man: You know that's not true. I can't help it if she follows me around all the time. The final stages... Man: Honey, have you seen my cat anywhere? Woman: What do you mean, your cat?
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| | From: beea | Sent: 1/27/2003 1:35 AM |
That hit it on the nose. |
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Hubby has his 3 'babies' at his shop. Momma Cat showed up as stray kitten and took over his shop. She had 2 baby boys, Blu and Blacki, before we were able to get her fixed. He loves our house cat, Whisker Kisses, but she's more reserved with her luvin and she tends to claim me as her human. Momma C and the Boyz adore 'Daddy'. There is no one else can measure up in their eyes. |
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