Top Ten Things Only Women Understand
 
 
  10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.
 
  
  9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white.
 
  
 
 
  8. Crying can be fun.
 
 
  7. FAT CLOTHES.
 
  
 
 
  6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.
 
  
 
 
  5. Why discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience.
 
 
  4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
 
  
 
 
  3. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.
 
  
 
 
  2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes.
 
 
  AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND:
 
 
  1. OTHER WOMEN!
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