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From: MSN NicknameLa_Contessa_de_Rose  (Original Message)Sent: 3/2/2003 11:49 PM
And now... the "Birth Announcement"  **

There was an expectant father who had spent quite some time
waiting for the offspring to arrive - at his in-laws' place.

As his leave balance had gone into the red, he tells his
father-in-law, "When my son comes, do not call up my office
and say that I have become a father of a boy because I'll
have to shell out a lot for parties.

Just leave me a message that the clock has arrived. This
will be our code for the arrival of the baby."

The offspring does finally arrive one day, but it's a daughter.
The father-in-law now thinks to himself, "If I tell him that
the clock has not arrived, he'll misunderstand and think
that something has happened to the baby and come
rushing over."

So the father-in-law left the following message: "The clock
has arrived, but the pendulum is missing."


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From: MSN NicknameDAVIDinDENVERSent: 3/3/2003 5:38 AM
lol