Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their
favorite sex positions. One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."

"I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says
the other cowboy. "What is it?"

"Well, it's where you get your girlfriend down on
all fours and you mount her from behind, and you
reach around and cup each of her breasts in
your hands, and then you whisper in her ear -
"These feel just a little smaller than your sister's"...
and then you try to hold on for eight seconds.