A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt > > > > better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant > > > > with my > > > > child. What do you think about that?" > > > > > > > > > > > > The doctor considered his question for a minute and > > > > then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter > > > > and > > > > never misses a season. One day when he was going out in > > > > a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his > > > > umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, > > > > he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised > > > > his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the beaver fell > > > > dead. What do you think of that?" > > > > > > > > > > > > The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that > > > > beaver." > > > > The doctor replied, "My point exactly." |
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