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From: MSN Nicknamegarnetgal©  (Original Message)Sent: 10/8/2003 3:44 AM
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding
 items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote
control for a television set in her purse.

"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
 
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come
shopping with me, so I figured this was the most legal evil
thing I could do to him."


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From: MSN NicknameEllyH925Sent: 10/8/2003 6:45 PM
lol...Here's another shortie...and it could actually fit under the same subject...lol
   Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money", he demanded.
   Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this - I'm a United States Congressman!"
   "In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money."