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| | From:  garnetgal© (Original Message) | Sent: 10/8/2003 3:44 AM |
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding
items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote
control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come
shopping with me, so I figured this was the most legal evil
thing I could do to him."
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lol...Here's another shortie...and it could actually fit under the same subject...lol Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money", he demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this - I'm a United States Congressman!"
"In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money."
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