10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little
something in the sack.

9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and
go at it again.

8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get
some.

7) You don't have to compliment the person who
gives you some.

6) It's O.K. when the person you're with
fantasizes you're someone else,
because you are.

5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.

4) If you don't like what you get, you can always
go next door.

3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning
and groaning.

2) Less guilt the morning after.

AND the No. 1 reason why trick or treating is
better than sex.........

YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!!