Top Elf Pickup Lines
* "Has anyone ever told you you have beautiful knees?"
* "We don't see many happenin' ladies north of the Arctic Circle."
* "Just because I have bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a sissy."
* "I was once a lawn ornament for Brad Pitt."
* "No, no, I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks at Keebler."
* "You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig."
* "I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners." 
* "I've got the keys to the sleigh tonight."
* "I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man."
* "I can get you off the naughty list."