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Not in the same league as:


`Inmate Name:`	`George`
`Insanity Index:`	`2.12`
`Observations:`
`Not so much insane as just horrifyingly stupid.`

INSANITY INDEX 5.84 There are levels of human madness which science has not yet penetrated, which cannot be conveniently labelled or classified. Your score indicates that you are at such a level. You are, quite simply, mad. A classic case. A feather for every evil, whirling wind that blows. Others who scored at this level include singer/psychic pitchwoman Dionne Warwick and Korean cult leader Rev. Sun Myung Moon.

strange, my score didn't appear on an index at all. the page just showed me other pictures of people.

The results should be above all those photos of famous people and their scores. I saw all the photos too. I pulled GWB out of there.

INSANITY INDEX 19.37 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). Your score indicates that you're pleasantly demented and probably have just come from a parallax universe, or from an all-night adult bookstore video booth. This can be a exhilarating condition, but then, for you, having a swollen glottis can be an exhilarating condition. However, remember that when you sleep with corpses you tend to get worms. You're above-normal adaptation with household appliances in grotesque situations makes for some very amusing situations, but probably is not habit-forming or socially responsible. You can see things that other people don't; but then, they wouldn't want to see those things, now would they? Other notable people who scored at this level include Charles Fort and TV pioneer Lawrence Welk.

Lol. I miss Lawrench Welk... every sunday night before Ed Sullivan it was a household rule to watch this. I thought I would grow up to be the Champagne Lady, but only for about 2 minutes a week. I was busy becoming other stuff the rest of the day.

yes, ethyl, I took the dang thing again.

Your SaniTest(TM) Results

Your score is: 143

For easier understanding, the HPLHS SaniTest assessment algorithm converts your raw score to a scale of 1 to 10. This number is your INSANITY INDEX.

INSANITY INDEX 8.22 This score is fairly high, and it suggests that you're what mental health professionals call 'raving', or "a great subject for my next term paper on wacko-ditzus". Although this condition approaches the really dangerous end of the madness spectrum, your score at this level confirms that you content yourself with writing numerous collection letters to dead people via Federal Express, or posting to the SLC as a manager, or using a hack saw instead of a toothpick to reach the deeper nose crevices for those dripping buggers over 2 ounces. (yeah, I know toothpicks are more sanitary...) Of course, danger is as danger does - so only those with dull blades or broken sternums need worry about wackos like you, anyway. Also, anyone scoring over 140 ought to stop drinking blood out of Pepsi bottles - Read here, Coagulation, baby - get something with a Fat Neck. Finally - your score reflects your insane obsession with teh backsides of Asian girls over 70, or any Far Eastern women with extra leg hair. Other notable 'ravers' include Yoda's half brother Yatzi, Edward "Chum bucket" Gizzle of C-level SciFi movies, and the half-indonesian dwarf "gorcie" selling spider monkey thighs out of his good humor truck on downtown Los Angeles streets since 1980.

Makes ya wonder how someone could get to that point.

I knew i came here for a reason

I love a raw score, don't you?

http://www.cthulhulives.org/SanQuiz/SaniTest1.html

Your SaniTest(TM) Results

Your score is: 109

yes, ethyl, I took the dang thing again.

Your SaniTest(TM) Results

Your score is: 143

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