INSANITY INDEX 19.37 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). Your score indicates that you're pleasantly demented and probably have just come from a parallax universe, or from an all-night adult bookstore video booth. This can be a exhilarating condition, but then, for you, having a swollen glottis can be an exhilarating condition. However, remember that when you sleep with corpses you tend to get worms. You're above-normal adaptation with household appliances in grotesque situations makes for some very amusing situations, but probably is not habit-forming or socially responsible. You can see things that other people don't; but then, they wouldn't want to see those things, now would they? Other notable people who scored at this level include Charles Fort and TV pioneer Lawrence Welk.
|