A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the
VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask,
but I don't want to offend you.'
She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me.
When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you
get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that
there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'
'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'
She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have
to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'
The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and
Catholic!'
'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the
next alley.'
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker
blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
'My dear child,' said the nun, 'Why
are you crying?'
'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and
I must confess; I'm married and I'm Jewish.'
The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween
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