This is a really old joke but i get the giggles every time i think of it......my nan told it to me yaers ago she loved a good joke bless her and i remember her being in stiches trying to tell me.....

Paddy was desperate for work and after seening an advert that the local blacksmith ws looking for an assistant thought he'd head up and give it  go - thinking how hard cn it be?......When he tels the blacksmith he has come about the job advertised the blacksmith says "oh right.....have you got any any experience?" Paddy just looks at him blankly.........so the blacksmith says "well have you ever shoe'd a horse?" Paddy thinks about this and says "no....but i once told a donkey to f**k off"

 

I do apologise for the language guys but it it doesnt sound as funny if i leave it out.....maybe i just got a ruder mind lolol

hope it brings u a smile im in fits now just writing it........