A story with a moral...  
  
  
   
 On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to 
  play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse 
  fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse 
  whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the 
  chicken ran back to the farm. 
   
  Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the 
  farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only 
  tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with 
  a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. 
   
 Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see 
  the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to 
  get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. 
   
  After tying the other end to the rear of the farmer's bike, 
  the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of 
  the powerful bike, rescued the horse! 
  
  Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the 
  farmhouse and the farmer was none the wiser when he 
  returned. 
   
  The friendship between the two animals was cemented:
  
 
 Best Buddies, Best Pals. ![]()
    
  A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and 
  soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the 
  large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his 
  hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life. 
   
  The moral of the story? (Yes, there's a moral!) 
   
  "When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To 
  Pick Up Chicks!"