My name is Tara,  I live in Tranmere.  I like to eat Tuna. I am so Torpid. Don't ever say the word Tricycle around me.

My name is Una,  I live in Uckfield.  I like to eat Ungulates. I am so Underfed. Don't ever say the word Ursine around me.

My name is Veronica,  I live in Venice.  I like to eat Venison. I am so Vivacious. Don't ever say the word Verucca around me.

My name is Wilma,  I live in Westervoort.  I like to eat Wortels. I am so Wezenloos. Don't ever say the word Welkom around me.

My name is Xanthe,  I live in Xena (Saskatchewan).  I like to eat Xigua (watermelon). I am so Xanthous. Don't ever say the word Xenodocheionology around me.

My name is Zena I live in Zurich  I like to eat Zuchini I am so Zestful. Don't ever say the word Zealot around me.

My name is Arnold I live in Alvechurch  I like to eat Apples I am so Ancient. Don't ever say the word Amplitude around me.

My name is Burt I live in Bosnia  I like to eat BearsI am so Brave. Don't ever say the word Bradjoelina around me.

My name is Cyrus. I live in Carthage.  I like to eat Currants. I am so Corpulent. Don't ever say the word Caesar around me.

My name is Drusilla. I live in Diss.  I like to eat Dandelions. I am so Drop-Dead-Gorgeous. Don't ever say the word (anti)Disestablishmentarianism around me.

My name is Eli. I live in Ely.  I like to eat Eggs. I am so Evil. Don't ever say the word Episcopal around me.

My name is Frederika. I live in Frinton.  I like to eat Fruit. I am so Feisty. Don't ever say the word Farinaceous around me.

My name is Geraldine. I live in Glasgow.  I like to eat Grapenuts. I am so Grumpy. Don't ever say the word Gizzajob around me.

My name is Hermione. I live in Hemel Hempstead.  I like to eat Hazelnuts and play the Harpsichord. I am so Hyperactive. Don't ever say the word Hazardous around me.