Whilst searching for a chemist they came across a magician (guest appearance of Firebug, courtesy of the Professional Water Squirters Assocition - the PWSA) - an accident-prone one at that. He was down-at-heel, down-in-the-mouth and generally a scruffy-looking oik. However, Badger and Pog, kind-hearted souls that they were, and aware that his weird garb was probably due to a recent trip to a Rocky Horror Picture Show outing, took pity on him and offered him a lift to who-knows-where, that little-known village in the back-of-beyond (please note that all hyphenated phrases are being sponsored by Lexicon Inc).
The magician was so taken by their kindness (as is always the case in faery tales) that he asked the reason for their travels, knowing full-well that anyone travelling to who-knows-where has a problem or two tucked away about their person. Upon hearing of Pog's sorry tale (tail ?) the magician got out his magic wand, said the magic words - "ermmmm-ehmmm-wossname-dabra" and Lo-and-behold, Pog no longer had his problem !! ..... He did, however, discover to his chagrin that he now had a ................
to be continued