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...yes...it's an ickle Elf! They listen as he zooms towards the group on his (t)rusty Elfetta 50 GtiZXRTZDturboSEL. The Elf approaches at very high speed, leaving a huge dust cloud behind him. As he gets closer, they notice he's towing a trailer behind his scooter..... The ickle Elf arrives, drives smack into some nice soft shrubbery (it's very tricky for a not-too-bright elf to remember where the brakes are) and whizzes through the air, landing in a green crumpled heap. Bonzer gets to his feet, dusts himself down, puts his hat straight and wanders round to the little trailer behind the scooter which has "Elfpress Pizza Delivery" written on it. "Hello" he says "Now who ordered the Grand Pan Cheese, rhubarb, banana, chocolate and tuna special with cabbage raspberry ripple topping?"..	Bonzer_Elf	Sunday, September 08, 2002
whereupon a little fairy flutters out of the bushes....and stands in front of the trailer.....arms folded,a very cross look on her face..... And how many times have I told you about pigging out on pizza Bonzer? She asked crossly...and just what did you think you were going to do with all that wine.....get all your little friends drunk I suppose....and with that she steps forward and takes the keys from the lil elfs bike and tucks them into her pocket.......yes...fairies have pockets............. where did you think they kept their wands when they were not using them......... well really..... and proceeds to tip all the piza into the ditch....boxing the little creature around the ears as she does so......	krystalkiwi34	Friday, November 08, 2002
Bet yer didn't even know there woz a page free ._Page 3	WhyCantIBeJimbob	Sunday, June 01, 2003
been a long long time since we left da lovely leafy hollow of ' bungay on lee' (leafy's estate)set adrift on that lonely but histirical boat made of honey and loadsa muuny wrapped up in a five pound note. just bumpin into frodo o'connor and sam the wise gamgee mc guire made pog t'ink of the lovely lazy slow meandering(of his brain!) on the ipswich to edinburgh canal and all(and all!) the smoothy knox fluffy flora of da foliage wot grew dere along the way..and himt'inks - best not dwell upon deese t'ings as is well known dat da grass is always more potent when you smoke it in east anglia..well as a good catholic boy he knows only too well bout the liberalism of deese angliacans!!..... he can still recall dose cosy knights by da fire when we sang dose ickle ditties loik' its a long way to to tip your lorry' and ' delany had a monkey' or was dat a donkey..well anyways up it made gude fartilizer!!!!. used to spread it liberally on me rhubarb- aldo udders preferrred custard!!!.' quite often badger wude shout ' frow anudder pog on the fire!' .mind you after a dozen points of tanglefoot(dats strong english beer for you colonials!) badger was calpable of several other tangle twisters.. sheepie dreamed of the toims when she wude happily play amongst the 'fields of barley' and meet the tribe of dwarfs( not elfs!) called the ' wherearewe' as being of da nomadic inclination dey wude gayly(which suited some to a tee!) roam da vast plains of norfolk in search of pubs which served shorts(dey shude have asked pog!) but as the harvest season grew older the crops wude grow higher and dey wude loose sight of dere reference points and jump up and down shoutin-'where are we??' hence da name. so as a parting shot( i hope oi spelt dat write!) may we wish dat in de promised new series of dr who dat his tardis materialises and invites us all to return to the land that tiom furgot- or at least temporally ignored....	pog	Sunday, January 25, 2004
they all shout in unison, yes it's superman ......no wait a min......it's a bird..............no it's super elf, nope that's not it either it's, it's Cappson and a stirpped Tiger in flying in for a landing in Capson's beautiful pea green plane, come to help . ........	HuggableCapps	Friday, October 08, 2004