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From: asheepdog  (Original Message)Sent: 8/11/2008 12:06 PM
A zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St.
  Peter, 'I have a question that's haunted me all of my days on earth. Am I
  white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?'
 
  St. Peter said, 'That's a question only God can answer.'
 
  So the zebra went off in search of God.
 
  When he found Him, the zebra asked, 'God, please - I must know. Am I white
  with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?'
 
  God simply replied 'You are what you are.'
 
  The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more, who asked him, 'Well, did
  God straighten out your query for you?'
 
  The zebra looked puzzled. 'No sir, God simply said 'You are what you
  are.''
 
  St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, 'Well then, there you are. You are
  white with black stripes. '
 
  The zebra asked St. Peter, 'How do you know that for certain?'
 
  'Because,' said St. Peter, 'If you were black with white stripes, God
  would have said, 'You is what you is.'
 
 
 
 
 
  WARNING----
  If you laugh at this, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, & the Rev. Wright will
  be comin' right over to kick your white honky behind !!!!