We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting
and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current
fashions.

 

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following
combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist
11. Bikinis and liver spots
12. Short shorts and varicose veins
13. Inline skates and a walker

And the ultimate 'Bad Taste' in fashion for the 'Older folks'.......

14. Thongs and Depends

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind
when you shop. Life may not be the party we hoped for,
but while we are here we might as well dance