Q: What's grey on the inside and pink and white on the outside?
A: An inside out elephant.
Q: What is grey and not there.
A: No elephants.
Q:  How do you know when there's been an elephant in the fridge?
A:  Footprints in the butter
Q: Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
A: Because if they were small, white and smooth they'd be asprins.
Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one
Q. When do you know you have passed an elephant?
 
A. You can't get the toilet lid back down.
Q: How does an elephant hide in the jungle?
A: He paints his wotsits red and climbs up a cherry tree.

 
 
Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A: A giraffe eating cherries.
STOP PRESS:
An elephant did a Ton on the motorway yesterday.
Police advised motorists to treat it like a roundabout.
What game do elephants like to play most?
 
Squash
 
How do you stop a charging elephant?
 
Take away its Credit Cards
Q. What do you call two elephants on a bicycle ?
A. Optimistic !
Why did they throw the elephants out of the public swimming pool?
Because they couldn't hold up their trunks.