Four men went to play golf one day. Three of them headed to the first >tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill. >The three men started talking and bragging about their sons. The first >man told the others, "My son is a home builder, and he is so successful >that he gave a friend a new home for free." >The second man said,"My son was a car salesman, and now he owns a >multi-line dealership. He's so successful that he gave a friend a new >Mercedes, fully loaded." >The third man, not wanting to be outdone, bragged,"My son is a >stockbroker, and he's doing so well that he gave his friend an entire >portfolio." >The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care >of business. >The first man mentioned, "We are just talking about our sons. How is >yours doing?" >The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay and go-go dances in a gay >bar." >The other three men grew silent as he continued, "I'm not totally >thrilled about the dancing job, but he must be doing well. His last >three boyfriends gave him a house, a brand new Mercedes, and a stock >portfolio."